When I turned forty I realised that life was too short to stay serious. It wasn’t that my career choices had been the wrong
ones, they just hadn’t been the absolute RIGHT ones.
Bogies, baddies, bagpipes and bums! Farting, false teeth and fun!
"Just to say I caught your show on Friday and really enjoyed it.
You did a great performance and had the kids thoroughly engaged.
I hope the rest of the run has gone as well and thank you!"
BBC Children’s Development Producer
"The children were in awe of you, as were the staff! Everyone was buzzing the whole day long and they thought you were fantastic.
I cannot recommend you highly enough!"
Principal, Aberhill Primary School
"Thanks for coming in today. We all thought you were fab! A real inspiration to everyone. My kids have been creating their own characters to write about this afternoon. I'm sure you'll be back!"
Primary 2 teacher, East Plean Primary School
"I wanted to thank you for the fantastic presentations you did today at West Coats. The pupils (AND STAFF) have been raving about them all day and seemed totally enthused!!"
Head Teacher, West Coats Primary School, Glasgow
"I teach P6 at Kennoway primary school in Fife and we have just finished your Zigzag Zit-faced Zombie book and to say they loved it is an understatement!! Can we arrange a school visit with you?"
P6 Teacher, Kennoway Primary School
"It is a credit to you that the children sat so well, they were all engaged and enthralled by you – not many people can do this with the age range that we had in the hall. Thank you for a fantastic day!"
Principal Teacher, The Links, Stockton, near Middlesborough
"Thank you so much, Stuart. I would also like to ask if you’ll return next October for Book Week in 2014. I know its quite far in advance but I reckon you will be inundated."
Principal Teacher, Holy Family, Kirkintilloch
"You were a HUGE hit! The kids loved you and were full of ideas and excitement once you left. Some parents even commented on your visit at parents evening. VERY inspirational. So thank you!"
Principal Teacher, Longniddry Primary
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